HEALTH warning!
If anyone tries to get you to go to the . . .
Larry's Pizza chain, just say no.
Eat roasted grasshoppers from Africa before you let a slice of this stuff in your mouth. Say you're going to the U.N. to negotiate world peace or something like that.
As one who has sampled Italian street vendor by-the-slice in New York, I say this product is a crime again food.
The dough gives cardboard a bad name.
The cheese is Elmer's Glue-All.
