Unca Darrell

FEBRUARY 16 / Another proof of . . .

. . . the existence of God:

NOVEMBER 25 / A negative restaurant review from my brother

HEALTH warning!

If anyone tries to get you to go to the . . .

Larry's Pizza chain, just say no.

Eat roasted grasshoppers from Africa before you let a slice of this stuff in your mouth. Say you're going to the U.N. to negotiate world peace or something like that. 

As one who has sampled Italian street vendor by-the-slice in New York, I say this product is a crime again food.

The dough gives cardboard a bad name.

The cheese is Elmer's Glue-All. 

JUNE 4 / Let's celebrate!

The first Friday in June is National . . .

DECEMBER 5 / What better way to celebrate . . .

. . . the birth of Jesus than to buy someone a clean, safe drink of water? So let's give a few bucks today to Living Water International.  

You can donate here or by sending a check to Living Water  International, Post Office Box 35496, Houston, Texas  77235-5496.

Then hug your kids and do something that's fun.

SEPTEMBER 2 / It was a gift from comedy heaven when candidate Obama said:

"ANYBODY GONE into Whole Foods lately and see [read seen] what they charge for arugula?"

NOVEMBER 25 / A word from Round Top

Go here to sign up for the newsletter to get details on the "pie bailout plan" from Royers Round Top Cafe.