. . . abolish the police.
They want to . . .
. . . be the police.
They want to rid of the ones we have and replace them with social justice warriors.
This will create lots of good government jobs for folks who, unlike most real cops, think and vote right.
It will also reduce the hassles of daily life for the merry men in the Robin-Hood community who take televisions sets from big-box stores after closing hours, then redistribute them to bargain hunters looking to upgrade to 65 inches and 4k.
And it will free up much-needed jail space for hairdressers and other capitalists who open for business during government-imposed shutdowns.
For Christians who frighten their woke neighbors with yard signs that says unborn children have a right to life.
For drivers of pickups with NRA stickers on the back window.
(Progressive judges will rule that the sticker is probable cause to search the driver's home for pistols and rifles, and that the statistical certainty of finding pistols and rifles in the home justifies an immediate arrest warrant. Gun deaths in America will immediately drop to zero.)
For racists who display Trump/Pence yard signs.
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