Old. Conservative. Christian. In love with my wife, our boys, Texas, America, Western Civilization, and Jesus. Sorry about the decline of newspapers. Therefore, a Trump voter.
Garrison in the News is dead. Long live Garrison in the News. Which is to say, my congested in-box has coughed up a stray copy of the greatest newspaper in Texas, from which I will -- as always -- quote shamelessly. So for today and a few days to come, you who lack a hometown can still . . .